windows 95 and windows 98, so terrible they made me wanna castrate bill gates fo shizzle,
I playin' some nintendo 64 mario stompin on a goomba in an open world SCORE is high
casue I used to be good at that shit now I hardly find time to get my hit of pure nintendo pleaseure,
I do it at my leisure, the games of that era are my greatest treasure

the 90's saw the dawn of the world wide web, ushering in a wave of change unimagined,
instead of communicating through phone or text, suddenly MSN and INQ mixed it up a tad
feelin' sad blue on lonely? get onto the web and it feels damn homely,
sure you only go at 56k and the best rates is only up at night not day

the dial-up noise was louder than a foghorn, goodluck with your late night browsing for porn,
you'll be met with your parents scorn so it's better to resort to the old style printed form,
and now I feel torn neopets or super mario? casual gaming starting to fill up my time yo
and to fuel the fire I had a realarcade gamepass, fillin' me up like sweet mollass'

ses, I says it's a fine damn era, Y2K and a DVD player, didn't take off until the early naughties,
idiots thought that a bug would cause casualties, mobile phones gettin' smaller and smaller
while the mobile bill be gettin' taller and taller because you need that shit when your kid's online
can't talk landline when it's browsin' time,

mac's were unpopular but stylish, powerPC,
nobody gonna fuck with old stevie, didn't get a big break till 01 with the first ipod oh the money it spun,
treated like a god thy will be done, cult leader fatter than he was fore he was gone, RIP,
the iMac was a slick piece of design, colours so bright and the screen so fine...

Well not really, never liked that CRT, resolution so low it' baffles me
how we could have dealt with that given how huge we can have it now,
and don't even get on talking about hard drive space, all up in your face
my first computer had 6GB to it's name, I can't believe how titchy that is,
got that shitty processor, punch and fizz BOOM POW OH

pokemon was introduced, collectin monsters, cards, they were onthe loose,
I got beat up over one rare shiny at school, headteacher had to ban them wasn't cool,
with me but oh well I had a game boy cam-e-ra, takin' pictures printin with my gameboy printer
flyest shit ever interface so random, had lots of fun in the era of pre-man-dom